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OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
BRAISE JEBUS! 
29th-Nov-2007 08:14 pm
Teh Stupid, It Burns!!!
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30th-Nov-2007 01:34 am (UTC)
Seriously, how do these people even turn on a computer without electrocuting themselves?
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30th-Nov-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
Jesus Christ, please to be sending the rapture so we will no longer be pestered by your nutjob followers...and could you do something with the middle east while yer at it?

kthnxbye
30th-Nov-2007 01:42 am (UTC)
I know, right?

I have a solution for part of the Mideast strife. Give the Israelis and the Palestinians 6 months to figure out how to get along and live in shared harmony, or they'll be completely evicted and all of the land in Israel/Palestine will be given to the Baptists, who will have to move there.
30th-Nov-2007 02:11 am (UTC)
Whoa...so not a good idea!!! Israel has nukes and we sure don't want those falling into the hands of known terrorists...like the Baptists. LOL
30th-Nov-2007 02:13 am (UTC)
Oh no - those we dismantle completely and dispose of properly.
30th-Nov-2007 02:08 am (UTC)
These people need more Jim Jones-style kool-aid.
30th-Nov-2007 02:10 am (UTC)
Agreed, I love when stupid people kill themselves.

DISCLAIMER: I would never give a stupid person poison to injest. I would, however point to it should they specifically ask me where it was.
30th-Nov-2007 02:53 am (UTC)
I agree with your disclaimer. I would not directly contribute (unless the particular potential victim is particularly evil). However, if, say, that woman standing there saying how much she wants to see the towns changed by her religious poison and there was, say, an out-of-control semi bearing down on her and she was completely unaware of it. I might yell out, "Hey! There is, um, a, um... what do you call those things... um, hmmm, a lorry?, No, it's, oh, shit, a... Oh yeah! It's *SPLAT* a semi! And it's heading... straight... for...Oh, I guess you see it now..."
30th-Nov-2007 03:52 am (UTC)
BEST EVAR!
30th-Nov-2007 02:15 am (UTC)
Am I the only one who gets nervous when I hear fundies talk about "setting people on fire"?

Can we find a shitty little island somewhere on Earth and knit together some equally-shitty Biblical rationale for why it's God's special place, and trick all the fundies into moving there? We could tell them there's a gay bar. And that it's next door to a Mardel's and a Wal-Mart.
30th-Nov-2007 01:19 pm (UTC)
No, you're not.

I'd rather evict the Baptists and send them to the Middle East.
30th-Nov-2007 02:40 am (UTC)
I really wish some of these yokels would sent themselves on fire for God. Really. The "terrorists" kill themselves all the time, and they get 72 virgins. Do you really think that your All Mighty Christian God wouldn't give you some grander reward for killing yourself in his name? He won't be showed up by some towelhead, that I can gaurantee.

We can only hope some of those "well-meaning persons" will attempt to lay hands on I85 during heavy traffic hours.
30th-Nov-2007 01:20 pm (UTC)
SELF IMMOLATION FOR TEH LARD!!

UGH... I85... 285 would be more to the point as it only goes around in circles.

Edited at 2007-11-30 01:20 pm (UTC)
30th-Nov-2007 04:09 pm (UTC)
Aren't "Towelheads" Hindu?
30th-Nov-2007 04:11 pm (UTC)
I've only ever hear 'towelhead' used in reference to Arabs for the white turbans they tend to wear. Yes, I know they come in other colors than white.
30th-Nov-2007 03:15 am (UTC)
that bitch left his *fiancee* for these nutjobs??

shit.

well, i like to hear him talking a month or so from now.. see if he's still so convinced...

30th-Nov-2007 01:23 pm (UTC)
Queen, please.
30th-Nov-2007 03:36 am (UTC)
I honestly believe the fundies do this to convince themselves that America has some kind of religious significance. These people have serious delusions of grandeur about this country... I don't see the appeal.
30th-Nov-2007 01:25 pm (UTC)
America DOES have religious significance, it's just overshadowed by equal amounts of staggering stupidity and hypocrisy.
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30th-Nov-2007 01:25 pm (UTC) - Re: Darwin 1; Jeebus 0
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30th-Nov-2007 01:25 pm (UTC)
A little thing called faith.
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30th-Nov-2007 01:26 pm (UTC)
I'm going to have "vice sieges" outside churches. I'll start handing out liquor and pornography. There will be strippers too. And a drag queen named Molotov Cockinmytail.
30th-Nov-2007 04:06 pm (UTC)
That Jeff Baldwin is hot.

My misogyny kicked in when I listened to Sarah Sanders speaking and I just wanted to rip that pink plaid sportsjacket offa her and beat her with it.

"I didn't feel the desires to be with men like I felt before." Key word: LIKE. He still feels those desires, just more repressedly.

"FIRE!" If uttered in my home, that would work to help cleanse... the dust, I'd welcome a siege right here and now. "Thank you all... yeah, I'm cleansed now!" * thinks to self, "Phew, a house cleaning and it didn't cost me a dime" *
7th-Dec-2007 06:27 pm (UTC)
Things to do today:

1. Become the true Wrath of the Gods.
2. Bear down Annihilation on one and all fundie idiots on the face of the planet, raze their homes and salt their crops that they may never infect humanity with their stupidity again.
3. Have a beer. Possibly with a tequila chaser.

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