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23rd-Nov-2007 10:06 am
Cameron Museum

Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I've had to disable it since I've gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen...

Also, check out/participate in the Friday Confessional and the subsequent Sunday Stoning, brought to you by the fantastic city_of_dis.
23rd-Nov-2007 03:53 pm (UTC)
Discount Towing in Frederick, Maryland.
Fuck You.
Fuck you with a burning hot, rusty chainsaw.
I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving Holiday, towing my van and having me pay you $250 two hours later to get it back. And then you thought it was cute to attempt to make small talk. I would eat your soul if I could. And to act so proud of yourself because you were waving the usual 50 dollar "after hours" fee. I so want to sit on your face and suffocate you with my gassy ass that is still revolting from all the damn food I ate yesterday.
Suck these, bitch.
23rd-Nov-2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
The bane of my existence is myself today. While I normally keep the rest of the apartment pretty clean for company, my room looks like a third world shantytown demilitarized zone and it swallowed my winter hat.

The nice winter hat with the cool sewn on skull. It's vanished under the garbage pile of clothes and other detritus that now forms the floor in that particular space.

All I have is my green military cap and my ears are fucking freezing today. I hate myself!


24th-Nov-2007 02:42 am (UTC) - The current Rat Bastard in my life
It would have to be my landlord. Two months ago he gave us notice that due to his recent divorce he would not be renewing our lease Dec 1. So now I have to move, because he and his spouse could not get thier shit together. Every box I pack pisses me off more. When we moved in here 2 years ago one of the two had to have known this was coming. I heard rumor of it nearly a year ago, so one of those fuckers knew the shit was hitting the fan. When we signed the lease they wanted a commitment of at least two years, and they said they were really looking for someone to be in the property for 4-5 years. Really. What a load of bs.

Too bad they had to breed before they figured out they were incompatible. I will be over my anger in a couple weeks, but thier spawn has to deal with thier ineptitude for the next 15 years. (until she is an adult and can tell them to fuck off or whatever)

Anyway, thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
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