Last night I recorded Margaret Cho's movie "I'm The One That I Want" off of the Sundance channel and once again, I profess my complete love, respect, and admiration for this woman. There is none funnier, although Elvira Kurt, Kate Clinton, Mary Ellen Hooper and Suzanne Westenhoefer are also hilarious.
I'm craving some wierd stuff today. Chef Boyardee ravioli, Italian wedding soup, Chinese hot & sour soup & moo goo gai pan, and peach sorbet. I'm whacked out of my gourd, I know...
Tomorrow is Mac & Shannon's wedding, I'm pretty excited about it. I remember the first date they went on, she told me about it and then brought him over to meet us for Shane's last birthday (that was almost a month to the day that he died, now that I think about it) and I thought he was very sweet and funny. Then we all had a bit too much to drink and Mac showed us how he could look like a naked lady by proceeding to pull down his pants and boxers and tucking his twig and berries in between his legs. Yowp. We were all laughing our heads off, Maggie was all but choking, Shanon couldn't speak, but through her laughter and tears managed to mouth the words "I'm so sorry!" and Shane threw his head up and looked skyward while yelling "Dude, that is SO wrong!" but then laughed when I started pointing at Mac doing his suggestive and highly erotic (BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!!) "Look! I'm a nekkid chick!" dance. I should have known then and there that he would come to embarrass the holy dog feces out of us all at every turn. Tomorrow, when I make my toast to them, I'll finally get my revenge. Muahahahahaha... ::lowers head, rubs hands together, shifts eyes a'la Mr. Burns::
This yahoo who won the lottery millions is giving his first multi million $$$ check as a tithe to his church. His wife wants to go to Israel because "That's where Jesus was born..." Apparently there is no more fighting between the Israelis and the Palestinians and suicide bombings and the ilk have stopped, so it is completely safe there again. Of course, if God really loved the people in countries like Israel & Chechnya, etc. (you get the idea) then you'd think he would do something about it. ::thwaps self with the logic stick::
"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said
I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said
by rights you shuold be bludgeoned in your bed."
- Bigmouth Srikes Again - The Smiths