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Dear Gov. Perdue, I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is… 
9th-Nov-2007 11:52 am
Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit
Comments 
11th-Nov-2007 12:19 am (UTC)
Well, there's that complete bumfuckery and then there's the fact that he's useless for running anything that might resemble a solution to a fucking problem, really.

But no, there's no thought beyond the immediate. I do think it's humorous in a way, but mostly just embarrassing.
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