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OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
Dear Gov. Perdue, I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is… 
9th-Nov-2007 11:52 am
Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit
Comments 
11th-Nov-2007 12:14 am (UTC)
well.. as said above, so much for dis-establishmentarianism.

and yeah adam he's adorable aint he? (even when talking of boils o his butt.. lol)
11th-Nov-2007 12:26 am (UTC)
Oh, START!
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