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Dear Gov. Perdue, I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is… 
9th-Nov-2007 11:52 am
Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit
Comments 
10th-Nov-2007 03:32 am (UTC)
Heavens! You're angrier than I am. And I adore it. This is my first post to your journal. I can't recall on whose journal I saw you comment today, but suffice it to say your profile and photos intrigued me. Grrrreetings. Feel free to friend me in return, and enjoy the rollercoaster ride.

~Adam
11th-Nov-2007 12:26 am (UTC)
Why thank you - added you back. Also, I wanna eat you with a spoon just from that icon alone. ;-)
11th-Nov-2007 12:34 am (UTC)
Fork first... spoon later.
11th-Nov-2007 12:37 am (UTC)
Or I could just dip you in barbecue sauce and work you like a rib...

Nice pun, but spooning after is out of the question - it's too hot.

;-)
11th-Nov-2007 12:42 am (UTC)
Especially with that really hawt CPAP machine of mine. Turns guys on.
11th-Nov-2007 12:47 am (UTC)
Nothing spells H-O-T like sleep apnea!
11th-Nov-2007 12:50 am (UTC)
Then, you can spoon me from behind as we fall asleep, so I'm not poking the back of your head with tubes.
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