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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
Dear Gov. Perdue, I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is… 
9th-Nov-2007 11:52 am
Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit
Comments 
10th-Nov-2007 12:55 am (UTC)
Two words - Clinton's dick. (Hey, I liked Bill, but anyone who thinks Bush didn't eke by with enough votes in 2000 for the Supreme Court to crown him *because* people were voting against Bill's sexual morals and not for him, is naive. And this is relevant because Bush is the one who wanted to hand out money for faith-based initiatives.)

Me, I'd rather have a pot-smoking nympho wannabe Rhodes Scholar running things, than a coke-snorting, drunk, draft-dodging C student.

Edited at 2007-11-10 12:57 am (UTC)
11th-Nov-2007 12:23 am (UTC)
FOR THE WIN!
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