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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
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Dear Gov. Perdue, I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is… 
9th-Nov-2007 11:52 am
Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit
Comments 
10th-Nov-2007 12:51 am (UTC)
Does this mean the Bush reelection made Mother Nature cry? (Or ... I suppose ... in this case, not so much?)

Amazing how these people think God's the answer when things are bad, but ignore things like five hurricanes in one (election year) season aimed at as many red states as they could meteorologically slam into.
11th-Nov-2007 12:25 am (UTC)
Indeed - but let's leave Pat Robertson out of this.
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