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Dear Gov. Perdue, I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is… 
9th-Nov-2007 11:52 am
Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit
Comments 
9th-Nov-2007 10:11 pm (UTC)
Praying is so much more passive and better than actually doing something about climate warning.

*sigh* I give up on people. I really do.
11th-Nov-2007 12:23 am (UTC)
BINGO! Nothing fails like prayer!
11th-Nov-2007 03:43 am (UTC)
and I'm sure a lot of people in the area are praying for rain in the first place. *sigh*
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