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Dear Gov. Perdue, I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is… 
9th-Nov-2007 11:52 am
Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit
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9th-Nov-2007 05:01 pm (UTC)
and then endorses a pro-gay, pro-choice Republican Candidate.
9th-Nov-2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
That's because Robertson is an opportunistic fuck. He knows Giuliani is the likely Republican nominee, and that Rudy will owe him if he gets elected. And the fundies love coming to collect. "Give us what we want, or we'll support the pagan next time."

Yeah, strange bedfellows.
11th-Nov-2007 12:19 am (UTC)
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
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