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Dear Gov. Perdue, I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is… 
9th-Nov-2007 11:52 am
Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit
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9th-Nov-2007 04:56 pm (UTC)
Well, wait. Let's examine this. Is he only praying for Georgia to get water, or every state that's in a drought? Or is he praying for every drought-stricken area of the world to get water? What's the Christian thing to do here? I mean, the devil's in the details, right?

Don't be angry. Laugh. Laugh like we do here in Virginia every time ol' Reverend Pat takes to the airwaves to pray away the hurricanes.
9th-Nov-2007 05:01 pm (UTC)
and then endorses a pro-gay, pro-choice Republican Candidate.
9th-Nov-2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
That's because Robertson is an opportunistic fuck. He knows Giuliani is the likely Republican nominee, and that Rudy will owe him if he gets elected. And the fundies love coming to collect. "Give us what we want, or we'll support the pagan next time."

Yeah, strange bedfellows.
11th-Nov-2007 12:19 am (UTC)
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
11th-Nov-2007 12:19 am (UTC)
Well, there's that complete bumfuckery and then there's the fact that he's useless for running anything that might resemble a solution to a fucking problem, really.

But no, there's no thought beyond the immediate. I do think it's humorous in a way, but mostly just embarrassing.
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