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Dear Gov. Perdue, I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is… 
9th-Nov-2007 11:52 am
Dear Gov. Perdue,
I have an ingrown hair on my left buttcheek. It is very sensitive and swollen, and there are roughly 17 million different bacteria in there, all vile, all ravenous, and on a single mission - to destroy me from within.

You sir, should one day wish to be so organized and intelligent as a single bacterium within the pus filled ass boil I'm suffering. That is you see because you're a MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT with bullshit like this.

Like I really needed another reason to be embarrassed for my entire state.

Eat me,
jesus_h_biscuit
Comments 
9th-Nov-2007 04:56 pm (UTC)
Well, wait. Let's examine this. Is he only praying for Georgia to get water, or every state that's in a drought? Or is he praying for every drought-stricken area of the world to get water? What's the Christian thing to do here? I mean, the devil's in the details, right?

Don't be angry. Laugh. Laugh like we do here in Virginia every time ol' Reverend Pat takes to the airwaves to pray away the hurricanes.
9th-Nov-2007 05:01 pm (UTC)
and then endorses a pro-gay, pro-choice Republican Candidate.
9th-Nov-2007 05:01 pm (UTC)
Oh, boy. I don't think The Onion could've written it any better.
11th-Nov-2007 12:20 am (UTC)
What a nice compliment! Muchas gracias!
9th-Nov-2007 05:59 pm (UTC)
oh come on now, you were expecting more? This is bible thumping baptistland after all.
11th-Nov-2007 12:18 am (UTC)
Touché, Mike - touché...
9th-Nov-2007 06:42 pm (UTC) - I'm sorry
Does it hurt much?
The prayer, not the ingrown hair.
Good luck in droughtland though. I wish some rain would come your way.
11th-Nov-2007 12:17 am (UTC) - Re: I'm sorry
I made it up - but have had them in the past.
9th-Nov-2007 07:10 pm (UTC)
I heard about this, but thought it was a joke. Granted, some pagans I know claim to have been the source of the rain we received a few weeks ago.
11th-Nov-2007 12:20 am (UTC)
Sadly, no - no joke.
9th-Nov-2007 07:11 pm (UTC)
well stated...!
I've lived in ATL for 17 years now... and I'm still AMAZED by that mentality.
11th-Nov-2007 12:21 am (UTC)
Staggering, innit?
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9th-Nov-2007 10:43 pm (UTC)
NO! Remember, mankind has been given dominion over the land. Or in the words of Eric Cartman, "Whatever, whatever, I do what I want!".
9th-Nov-2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
He has the smug, pink, self-entitled visage of your typical toilet-toe-tapping Republican kiddie diddler.

And yes, you may tell him I said so.
11th-Nov-2007 12:22 am (UTC)
I look at him and think of a whole ham.
9th-Nov-2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
Good gravy. I'd like to know what the hell happened to separation of church and state.
10th-Nov-2007 12:55 am (UTC)
Two words - Clinton's dick. (Hey, I liked Bill, but anyone who thinks Bush didn't eke by with enough votes in 2000 for the Supreme Court to crown him *because* people were voting against Bill's sexual morals and not for him, is naive. And this is relevant because Bush is the one who wanted to hand out money for faith-based initiatives.)

Me, I'd rather have a pot-smoking nympho wannabe Rhodes Scholar running things, than a coke-snorting, drunk, draft-dodging C student.

Edited at 2007-11-10 12:57 am (UTC)
9th-Nov-2007 10:11 pm (UTC)
Praying is so much more passive and better than actually doing something about climate warning.

*sigh* I give up on people. I really do.
11th-Nov-2007 12:23 am (UTC)
BINGO! Nothing fails like prayer!
9th-Nov-2007 10:45 pm (UTC)
Once again, God has bad aim. MD is getting their rain. I aint complaining.

11th-Nov-2007 12:24 am (UTC)
Benevolent, omniscient deity - and this is the caliber of PR he hires? No wonder I don't believe in him....
10th-Nov-2007 12:51 am (UTC)
Does this mean the Bush reelection made Mother Nature cry? (Or ... I suppose ... in this case, not so much?)

Amazing how these people think God's the answer when things are bad, but ignore things like five hurricanes in one (election year) season aimed at as many red states as they could meteorologically slam into.
11th-Nov-2007 12:25 am (UTC)
Indeed - but let's leave Pat Robertson out of this.
10th-Nov-2007 03:32 am (UTC)
Heavens! You're angrier than I am. And I adore it. This is my first post to your journal. I can't recall on whose journal I saw you comment today, but suffice it to say your profile and photos intrigued me. Grrrreetings. Feel free to friend me in return, and enjoy the rollercoaster ride.

~Adam
11th-Nov-2007 12:26 am (UTC)
Why thank you - added you back. Also, I wanna eat you with a spoon just from that icon alone. ;-)
11th-Nov-2007 12:14 am (UTC)
well.. as said above, so much for dis-establishmentarianism.

and yeah adam he's adorable aint he? (even when talking of boils o his butt.. lol)
11th-Nov-2007 12:26 am (UTC)
Oh, START!
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