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Top 5 Laminated & The Turkey Kicker Meme 
2nd-Nov-2007 09:11 am
Alright, here's how this works. I'm starting a new meme - a fun and interesting one, for a change. Blame daisy_down for this one.

In everyone's mind, there are the celebrities that they wanna have sexy time with. We all have those fantasies of the people you want to screw, if you had the chance and it were an option in the first place. Think "Oh, I'd SO do ____ if I had the chance to!" Thing is, there have to be the top 5 that you always come back to, the top 5 that you always keep a torch burning for. This top 5 list is your Top 5 Laminated, meaning it is permanent and doesn't change.

A Turkey Kicker is the one person you want to do so badly that you'd lose your mind to do it - so much so in fact that you'd let them have their beasty way with you on the dining room table with your entire family present for Thanksgiving Dinner and to make it happen, you'd have to kick the turkey (as well as everything else) off the table to make sufficient room.

So - who is your Top 5 Laminated, and who is the Turkey Kicker? Here's my list:
    Top 5 Laminated List
    (in no particular order of importance)
  1. Pat Burrell (Phillies Left Fielder) [pic]
  2. Chris Joannou (Hot Aussie, Bassist, Silverchair) [pic]
  3. Ricardo Chavira, Jr. (Actor, Desperate Housewives, "Carlos Solis") [pic]
  4. Brian Peeler (Workout on Bravo TV) [pic]
  5. Stanislav Ianevski (Actor, Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire, "Viktor Krum") [pic]

    Turkey Kicker:
    Paul Teutul, Jr. (American Chopper) [pic 1, 2]
2nd-Nov-2007 01:51 pm (UTC)
I am a simple girl , not much of one to think about celebrities. So here is my two person list.
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt

Turkey kicker..why a 3some of course
2nd-Nov-2007 02:46 pm (UTC)
2nd-Nov-2007 02:53 pm (UTC)
your just jealous you cant have him on your list

Ha! I know not your type

2nd-Nov-2007 02:09 pm (UTC)
With this post, you have yet again proven that you are a gentleman of impeccable taste when it comes to hawt man-ass. Well done!
2nd-Nov-2007 02:46 pm (UTC)
Merci beau coup, monsieur!
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2nd-Nov-2007 02:46 pm (UTC)
2nd-Nov-2007 02:25 pm (UTC)
Oh dear LORD Paul JR is so fucking hot to me... Those lips!
2nd-Nov-2007 02:47 pm (UTC)
Hence, he's my turkey kicker. I'd let him fuck the ass right off of me in front of my Grandmother.
2nd-Nov-2007 03:47 pm (UTC)
Check my LJ for my picks... I had to expand on it... I couldn't narrow it down!
2nd-Nov-2007 03:53 pm (UTC)
You're a filthy whore at heart - I'm so glad we're alike!
2nd-Nov-2007 04:43 pm (UTC)
That about sums it up!
2nd-Nov-2007 04:35 pm (UTC)
1. Will Smith*
2. Jada Pinkett*
3. The Rock
4. Jack Black
5. William H. Macy

Turkey Kicker:
LL Cool J

*I debated whether or not Will and Jada could be put together under one
With them being married and what not.
2nd-Nov-2007 05:44 pm (UTC)
Laminated (in no particular order):
1. Maynard from Tool/APC
2. Tori Amos
3. Natalie Portman
4. Hayden Panettiere (but only if she's not jailbait. I dunno how old she is. :P)
5. Holly Marie Combs

Turkey Kicker:

Tie between Natalie Portman and Maynard. 'cuz they're just that hot. :p
2nd-Nov-2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
Top 5 Laminated (in no particular order)
1. Bob, the trainer (Biggest Loser, workout guru)
2. Jeff Corwin (Animal Planet, know-it-all)
3. Carter Oosterhouse (HGTV, carpenter of DEATH)
4. Chris Evans (Human Torch, Fantastic 4)
5. Nicholas Brendon (Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Turkey Kicker
Christopher Meloni (Oz, Law and Order)
2nd-Nov-2007 09:55 pm (UTC)

1. Amy Breneman (of Judging Amy, NYPD Blue)
2. Cynthia Rothrock (martial artist & actress)
3. Debbi Micelli (former pro wrestler, currently monster truck driver)
4. Natalie Maines (Dixie Chicks singer and hottie)
5. Lita Ford (rocker)

Turkey Kicker:
1. Molly Ringwald (Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club)

Turkey Kickers if they were alive now:
1. Vivein Leigh (the only Scarlett O'Hara)
2. Karen Carpenter (singer, drummer)
2nd-Nov-2007 10:07 pm (UTC)
Wow.. good meme!! some work too! LOL!! I had to add a desert in there also!! And coulda added many more!! YUM!! Thanks! Have a great weekend!! ::hugs::
3rd-Nov-2007 11:46 pm (UTC)

i adore paul teutul jr. too lmao

and johnny depp
brendan fraser until a few years ago lol *so shallow*
travis fimmel
mads mikkelsen

and the top 'any time any how' guy
the rock! yup.... i know...
4th-Nov-2007 10:28 am (UTC)
Couldn't decide b/w my men and my women, so I made a list for each. :)

Top 5 Laminated (Men's Edition)
1. Brian Littrell (Backstreet Boys)
2. Ryder Strong (Boy Meets World)
3. Joshua Jackson (Mighty Ducks)
4. Harold Perrineau (Oz, Romeo & Juliet)
5. Leonardo DiCaprio (Titanic)

Turkey Kicker:
Robert Gant (Queer as Folk)

Top 5 Laminated (Women's Edition)
1. Karina Lombard (L Word)
2. Jennifer Garner (Alias)
3. Mary-Louise Parker (Angels in America)
4. Jennifer Jason Leigh (The Love Letter)
5. Fiona Apple (singer)

Turkey kicker:
Natalie Portman (V for Vendetta, Star Wars)
4th-Nov-2007 02:50 pm (UTC)
Just one -- double laminated! Canadian actor Ian Tracey...ahhh...sigh!
5th-Nov-2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
I've tried doing my Turkey Kickers before and couldn't come up with 5 but let's see

1. Patrick Swayze-- I love him and I'd kick the turkey twice for him
2. Maurice Benard
3. Tim Mcgraw- he'd have to keep on the hat though
4. Chris Daughtry
5. Angalina Jolie- she's a bit of a badass chick

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