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Pat Robertson was walking along the street one day and he came across… 
6th-Oct-2007 01:37 am
Pat Robertson was walking along the street one day and he came across a little boy with a box of kittens. Pat peered into the box, and said, "Son, those are the cutest little kitties I have ever seen. What kind are they?"

"These are Christian kittens," the little boy replied.

Pat chuckled and went on his way.

A week later, he found himself on the same street, this time chatting up Ann Coulter, when he saw the same little boy with the same box of kittens. Hoping to score some points with her, he said, "Ann, go ask that little boy what kind of kittens those are."

She did, and the boy replied, "These are atheist kittens."

Ann looked shocked, and looked back at Pat. Pat asked the boy, "What do you mean, atheist kittens? Last week you told me these kittens were Christian!"

"They were," replied the boy. "But then their eyes opened."
Comments 
6th-Oct-2007 06:09 am (UTC)
*clapping loudly*
6th-Oct-2007 07:27 am (UTC)
yes.
6th-Oct-2007 12:16 pm (UTC)
Does the quote in your icon come from some right-wing nutjob?
6th-Oct-2007 09:45 am (UTC)
And then Ann Coulter bit the heads off the heathen kittens. Then she had the little boy abducted and sent away to be reprogrammed.
6th-Oct-2007 11:52 am (UTC)
Dear angry biscuit. Thank you for making my morning. I think I will survive the burns from the coffee that I spewed over myself as I laughed.

Totally worth it!!!

Big hugs
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