"These are Christian kittens," the little boy replied.
Pat chuckled and went on his way.
A week later, he found himself on the same street, this time chatting up Ann Coulter, when he saw the same little boy with the same box of kittens. Hoping to score some points with her, he said, "Ann, go ask that little boy what kind of kittens those are."
She did, and the boy replied, "These are atheist kittens."
Ann looked shocked, and looked back at Pat. Pat asked the boy, "What do you mean, atheist kittens? Last week you told me these kittens were Christian!"
"They were," replied the boy. "But then their eyes opened."