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BACK DOOR BOY IN A FRONT DOOR WORLD
OUTSIDE OF SOCIETY - THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE
RAT BASTARD FRIDAY 
5th-Oct-2007 08:45 am
Cameron Museum
RAT BASTARD FRIDAY


Who's the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there's someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. 'Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now's your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin' your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I've had to disable it since I've gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen...

Also, check out/participate in the Friday Confessional and the subsequent Sunday Stoning, brought to you by the fantastic city_of_dis.
Comments 
5th-Oct-2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
I work in a shop that sells soaps and bodycare products. It's not "cheap", it's not synthetic, and we focus on the environmentally sound aspect of our products. We are NOT Bath & Body Works.

The rat bastards? People who come in, thinking it's cheese. Or cake. Or candles. And then the stupid speaking begins. As far as I'm concerned, if you're going to be saying stupid things, you should be making purchases. Otherwise, you're wasting my time. I didn't pay for this comedy show.

"Oh...heh...It's like Fight Club!" Yeah, you're right. You caught me. Now let me take you into our back room to show you how we make it. You've got some spare adipose tissue we can boil off of ya, right?

"How can you work in here when it SMELLS so much? Don't you get nauseous?"

If I got nauseous, I couldn't work here. I guess it's just that simple. Please to be thinking.

Yes, it's naturally based. No, don't eat it. It's SOAP, IDIOT.

Normally, I'd feel bad about saying stuff like this. But these people aren't customers. They aren't even people I can convert into customers. These are the ones who come in just to show us how clever they are, and then they fuck off. Unfortunately, they don't do it soon enough.
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