Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
jesus_h_biscuit

  • Mood:
  • Music:

Maynard Is My Jesus

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court said Monday it would consider whether states can punish homosexuals for having sex, a case that tests the constitutionality of sodomy laws in 13 states. In related news, those with common sense employ base logic by opting to stay out of the bedrooms of consenting adults worldwide. For which I love them.

Nearly 200 come down with stomach virus on fifth cruise liner to be afflicted... Hence reason #2,946 why you will never catch my big ass on a cruise ship. Wait a tick... What's this? Here's Reason #2,947! Well I'll be damned!

Just when you thought it was safe to measure something, CNN makes public that "...the meter is a crock" and other assertions in their story on Why the metric system is wrong.

Not a lot going on to report, it's just another Tuesday.


Opiate
- Tool

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you.
like me, like me.

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me and don't judge or question.
You are broken now, but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will becomes me.
When he speaks out, he speaks through me.
He has needs like I do.
We both want to rape you.

Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Comments allowed for friends only

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 2 comments