Bush: ‘I’m the Commander Guy’President Bush coined a new nickname for himself — ‘’the commander guy” — on Wednesday, as he criticized Congressional Democrats in a speech to the annual gathering of the Associated General Contractors of America, a construction industry trade group.
The man who last year proclaimed “I’m the decider,’’ in response to a question about whether he would fire Donald Rumsfeld as defense secretary, came up with this latest moniker in explaining why he vetoed an Iraq war spending bill that dictated a timeline for troops to withdraw from Iraq.
“The question is, ‘Who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders?,’’ Mr. Bush said. “As you know, my position is clear – I’m the commander guy.”
Vatican calls verbal attack on Pope "terrorism"ROME (Reuters) - The Vatican's official newspaper accused an Italian comedian on Wednesday of "terrorism" for criticizing the Pope and warned his rhetoric could fuel a return to 1970s-style political violence.
In an unusually strongly worded editorial, L'Osservatore Romano said a presenter of a televised May Day rock concert, which is sponsored by Italy's labor unions, had launched "vile attacks" on Pope Benedict in front of an "excitable crowd".
"This, too, is terrorism. It's terrorism to launch attacks on the Church," it said. "It's terrorism to stoke blind and irrational rage against someone who always speaks in the name of love, love for life and love for man."
So basically, Der Chimpenfuhrer again proves he is less adept than a fuckin' 12 year old boy, and the Catholic Church has the goddamned nerve to posit that being held to scutiny is tantamount to a terrorist action.
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"Commander guy". Sounds catchy. Like something you'd want to call your team leader in a nifty game of night time lazer tag - but certainly not what one wants to hear from the President of the United States. Hands up - who else is again made to feel completely embarrassed to be an American by this stupid motherfucker? I swear, every time he opens his smirking suck hole it's like watching really bad karaoke. I'm no fan of American Idol, but I'd rather suffer Sangina singing all 6 hours of American Pie while being fisted by Randy Jackson than to have GWB make me suffer one more Bushism.
As for the Vatican thing, what a bunch of juiceless, raggedy-assed, spineless, insipid, kid fucking motherfuckers! You cunting bastards have the fucking nerve to tell me I'm evil for being a faggot, but when someone - a goddamned
comedian, for shit's sake - takes a jab at you, you cry terrorism and scream "RED BRIGADES!! QUICK, HIDE THE ALTAR WINE AND EUCHARIST WAFERS!!" And of course by alter wine I mean Jesus juice and by eucharist wafers I mean Snicker's bars laced with roofies.
If criticizing the Catholic Church is the same thing as terrorism, then from now on just call me
Osama bin Fagulous, leader of the Al Gayda network.
We're coming for you, Benny, you Emperor Palpatine looking whore - and we're bringing poppers, Crisco, and an arsenal of dildoes from Fort Troff - piss me off, and I'll bring Christopher Lowell too. You are
SO fucked, bitches.
The whole entry is funny as hell - and how does someone join the Al Gayda network, anyways? :-)
But, if you want something about the Mormons (the faith I grew up in ... and survived somehow!) I'd be more than happy to provide that. :)
Mormons are still too green to be taken seriously, and besides - I think a lot of them realize how ridiculous they are and cease drinking the proverbial Kool-Aid, not unlike yourself apparently!
Yeah - I stopped drinking that Kool-Aid when I was a teenager. I ended up spending my time in the church after that just pretending to go along with it all.
Also, being queer in the Mormon church isn't exactly acceptable ... so I just cut my losses and left!
Also, they're post-schismatic breakaway upstarts, so their priesthood is invalid.
I seethe with rage.
Linda Blair learned more about Jesus than you have just by jamming that crucifix up her twat!
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No, better yet shove THIS up your puckered popechute and keep it all in there where it belongs.
That's right. I friended you without asking AND without underwear.
You're next!
Thanks, I'll email you.
Jude, hand me a greased dildo; I'm going in! Wait a minute... that's like tossing chocolate-covered Twinkies at the Biggest Loser contestants! It's not going to make the Catholic priests quake in fear! They'll be dropping trou faster than CLinton in his hey-day.