- I am allergic to beets, radishes, purple onions, and stupid people. Fortunately, I have a patch for the stupid people.
- I hate having my nipples touched in any way by anything. If you think this is an invitation to ever fuck with my nipples just for kicks, know now that I will react violently and punch you in the throat - and I do not discriminate on gender. If you must test me, I will go all Uma Thurman in Kill Bill on your ass.
- If I could only pick one food to eat for the rest of my life, it would be sushi.
- I am sad a lot more of the time than I let on, and I constantly pretend that I'm not.
- It is my firm belief that Hillary Clinton is inherently evil - it is a gut feeling I have always had.
- If I could have the guarantee that everyone I love in my life would always be well cared for and perfectly happy, but the consequence of this guarantee would be my complete removal from their lives and to never see them again, I would do it.
- I had a dream last night where I got to meet and speak at length with Sidney Poitier, but I could not get my composure intact long enough to stop crying for at least the first 30 minutes without thinking "I'M HANGING OUT WITH SIDNEY MUTHAFUCKING POITIER!"
- I am a coffee snob. I must have a cup first thing in the AM, or I'm unfuckingbearable. A bad cup of coffee is worse than none at all.
- I am terrified of heights, but not snakes, spiders, or dying.
- I really am angry, but not really a biscuit.
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