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6th-Feb-2007 06:23 pm (UTC)
The thing I find hilarious is the ASSertation that he was never homosexual at all, just OMG, acting out as a result of his sexual ADDICTION. oH, BITCH, please! I suppose he just sort of fell on that cock while he was tweaking.

Now he'll get a pseudo psych degree and make a ton of cash duping more people into believing the whole de-gaying thing (but remember Pastor Ted was never gay, OH, NO!. What a twatwaffle.
6th-Feb-2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
I *heart* you.
6th-Feb-2007 06:28 pm (UTC)
oh it's a miracle, all right!

it's a miracle that people like haggart and those who believe in him are allowed to reproduce
6th-Feb-2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
I know, right? Also, what is that URL for the uploads again?
6th-Feb-2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
Okay, boys, whose gonna go fuck Haggard, then run to the papers, for the sake of the nation?
6th-Feb-2007 08:29 pm (UTC)
Hey - enough poppers and red wine and anything is possible. Not that I'm volunteering, you understand.
6th-Feb-2007 07:35 pm (UTC)
Yeah..I'm not gay either, I just really like cock and ass.
6th-Feb-2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
6th-Feb-2007 08:43 pm (UTC)
We should start a support group from reformed homosexuals who still prefer sex with men.
6th-Feb-2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
I'm sure a recloseted fuckup will make an excellent therapist.

...I'm sorry, I can't even keep a straight face typing that.
6th-Feb-2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
...and Ted can't keep ANYTHING straight!

I'm here all week, try the turkey meatloaf...

*deeply bows*
6th-Feb-2007 08:31 pm (UTC) - *groan*
Jude, honey, you're fired.
6th-Feb-2007 08:35 pm (UTC) - Re: *groan*

6th-Feb-2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah... that was my reaction too. I remember when the Haggard scandal broke, some pundit was predicting he'd be back in 2-3 years, claiming to have been cured.

Who'da thunk he'd be back in 2-3 months?!?
6th-Feb-2007 08:31 pm (UTC)
Cock aversion therapy never worked for anyone - this whole ex-gay thing is fucking sickening.
6th-Feb-2007 08:44 pm (UTC)
see, you look at it differently then I do - yes, of course it's destructive for the community.

But me, being the optomist and embracer of schandenfreude that I am, look at it this way.

He's going to live the rest of his life wanting the cock. ANd he knows he'll be under such tight scrutiny that he'll never be able to act on it again. And even if he found that a ball pump DID give him the testicular fortitude to try, no gay man in the Rocky Mountain Time zone, having seen this man's face everywhere, would let him get away with it.

He'll just silently suffer... and we'll all just have to acknowledge that as the hypocrit he is, he'll have to deal with it...
6th-Feb-2007 08:57 pm (UTC)
Well, there *is* that...
7th-Feb-2007 06:06 am (UTC)
No he's in Colorado Springs, a town brimming with closeted military. He's find some closeted "bisexual" *cough* to screw with.
6th-Feb-2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
Sometime I'll write a nice little entry on the homophobic psychology professor I had in college, who led me to drop out of college and throw a mighty fuck you at the field of psychology.
6th-Feb-2007 09:03 pm (UTC)
As I noted elsewhere, I think he's "mostly deluded". I don't care if he's 99% straight, you don't happily swing on the cock of a muscleman escort for months without being at least a *little* bit gay.

It's not like the other guy was a femme nellyboy. I mean, come on.
7th-Feb-2007 12:12 am (UTC) - Oy.
"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

Sure, he wasn't gay *all* the time, just when he was scoring meth off his manwhore...

Why Haggard chose to act out in that manner is something Haggard and his advisers are trying to discern, Ralph said.

Um, mebbe 'cause he's actually TEH GAY!?

7th-Feb-2007 03:30 am (UTC)
I give this, and his marriage, about six months. Because I'm never right on a bet, Haggard will probably outlast his "cure" for 2 years.

7th-Feb-2007 04:14 am (UTC)
Why, he's just bicurious!!
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