WARNING FOR THE MASSES OF MY FRIENDS LIST!!

...Don't...<b>DO <i>NOT...</i></b>Come at me with any of the current bullshit I'm reading when I go to my friends page. I don't care, it has nothing to do with me, and I'll stop you dead in your tracks if so much as one word strays my way about it. I'm not getting in on any arguments between friends and lovers, I'm not listening to any he said/she said, it will not be my problem to deal with. If you've dug the hole, lie in it - fill it in - build a pool, I don't give a damn - but I'm not about to listen to it folks, so as a courtesy to me PLEASE keep your infighting/beef/trivialities amongst yourselves and far away from me.

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