Pat Robertson is at it again, this time claiming God told him that a major terrorist attack in 2007—possibly nuclear—would result in “mass killing.” The preacher demanded partial credit on Tuesday for predicting a possible tsunami after Spring rains drenched New England, so don’t rush to judge this latest communique.
“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network. “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”
Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward “national suicide.”
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."
You have a relatively good track record of being a complete raving fucking loon. Every time Pat Robertson opens his suckhole he proves once again not only the fallibility of God, but of God's penchant for hiring REALLY SHITTY PR people to spread his messages.
He's so dense, light bends around him. He's got a mind like a steel trap... rusted shut.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Takes him an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes".