Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
jesus_h_biscuit

Historic Quotes

"Fucking apple!"
Sir Isaac Newton

"Fucking Apple!"
Bill Gates

"Just fucking drink it."
Jim Jones

"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
John Lennon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Anne Boleyn

"It's someone's 100th fucking birthday today!"
Willard Scott

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
Pablo Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
Walt Disney

"Why? Because its fucking there!"
Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain today, huh?"
Joan of Arc

"She wants how much fucking money?!?!?"
Donald Trump

"Look! Almost every fucking kernel popped!"
Orville Reddenbacher

"It Fucking broke!?!?!"
Maytag repair man

"The fucking play sucked balls!"
Mrs. Abraham Lincoln

"My Fucking Ear!"
Evander Holyfield

"Lock the bitch in the fucking tower."
King Henry VIII

"Clothes fucking suck, anyway."
Lady Godiva

"I still can't fucking hear you."
Beethoven

"Tastes like fucking chicken."
Jeff Dahmer

"No. I don't want to buy a fucking convertible."
Jackie Kennedy

"I always fucking hated cherry trees."
George Washington

"And a cabbage in every fucking pot."
Pres. Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Fuck McArthur."
Pres. Harry S. Truman

"The 38th fucking parallel."
Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I need a trip to Dallas like I need a fucking hole in my head."
Pres. John F. Kennedy

"I ain't pissin' them boys off like fucking Kennedy did."
Pres. Lyndon Johnson

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Pres. Richard Nixon

"Who needs to get fucking elected?"
Pres. Gerald Ford

"So I grow fucking peanuts."
Pres. Jimmy Carter

"I don't fucking recall."
Pres. Ronald Reagan

"Read my fucking lips..."
Pres. George Bush

"At least I didn't fuck her."
Pres. Bill Clinton

"He's a Major-League fucking asshole."
President George Duhbyah Bush

"Fucking big time."
Vice Presidential Candidate Dick Cheney

"Where are my fucking pants?"
Sen. Edward Kennedy

"Y'all look at this fucking chart."
Ross Perot

"It all boils down to fucking."
Sigmund Freud

"You want me to fucking drink what?"
Socrates

"Where for fucking art thou?"
Juliet

"Alas, poor fucking Yorik."
Hamlet

"What about my fucking nose?"
Cyrano de Bergerac

"And that's the way it fucking was."
Walter Cronkite

"Fuck Walta Kwonkite"
Barbara Walters

"No Pepsi, fucking coke, cooooke!"
John Belushi

"Tell Bill (Cosby) I said "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up."
Richard Pryor

"We should ban cigarettes and legalize fucking pot."
Former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders

"And then I told her 'Of course it's off the fucking record, Mrs. Gingrich.'"
Connie Chung

"Acquitted? But we matched his God damn DNfuckingA!"
Marsha Clark

"Fucking pay me."
Johnny Cochran

"Heidi fucking who?"
Charlie Sheen

"Et fucking tu, Brute?"
Julius Caesar

"To thine own fucking self, be true."
Polonius

"What's this fucking button do?"
Challenger Crewmember

"Put out that fucking cigarette."
Capt. of the Hindenburg

"What the fuck is that?"
Charles Darwin

"OWW! That fucking hurts, fuckers!"
Jesus of Nazareth on the cross

"Fuck this, I'm done. Besides, the game's on."
God on the seventh day

"Speak in my fucking good ear."
Van Gogh

"Is that your final fucking answer?"
Regis Phucking Philbin

"God is fucking dead."
Friedrich Nietszche

"Neitszche is fucking dead."
God

"You better let my fucking people go!"
Moses

"Will you just eat the fucking apple!"
The Serpent

"Let down your fucking hair."
Rapunzel

"Fucking smart bombs."
Taliban

"FUCK!"
Osama

"One Nation, Indivisible, fuckers."
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