Sir Isaac Newton
"Just fucking drink it."
"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
"It's someone's 100th fucking birthday today!"
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
"It does so fucking look like her!"
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
"Fuck a duck."
"Why? Because its fucking there!"
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain today, huh?"
Joan of Arc
"She wants how much fucking money?!?!?"
"Look! Almost every fucking kernel popped!"
"It Fucking broke!?!?!"
Maytag repair man
"The fucking play sucked balls!"
Mrs. Abraham Lincoln
"My Fucking Ear!"
"Lock the bitch in the fucking tower."
King Henry VIII
"Clothes fucking suck, anyway."
"I still can't fucking hear you."
"Tastes like fucking chicken."
"No. I don't want to buy a fucking convertible."
"I always fucking hated cherry trees."
"And a cabbage in every fucking pot."
Pres. Franklin D. Roosevelt
Pres. Harry S. Truman
"The 38th fucking parallel."
Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower
"I need a trip to Dallas like I need a fucking hole in my head."
Pres. John F. Kennedy
"I ain't pissin' them boys off like fucking Kennedy did."
Pres. Lyndon Johnson
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Pres. Richard Nixon
"Who needs to get fucking elected?"
Pres. Gerald Ford
"So I grow fucking peanuts."
Pres. Jimmy Carter
"I don't fucking recall."
Pres. Ronald Reagan
"Read my fucking lips..."
Pres. George Bush
"At least I didn't fuck her."
Pres. Bill Clinton
"He's a Major-League fucking asshole."
President George Duhbyah Bush
"Fucking big time."
Vice Presidential Candidate Dick Cheney
"Where are my fucking pants?"
Sen. Edward Kennedy
"Y'all look at this fucking chart."
"It all boils down to fucking."
"You want me to fucking drink what?"
"Where for fucking art thou?"
"Alas, poor fucking Yorik."
"What about my fucking nose?"
Cyrano de Bergerac
"And that's the way it fucking was."
"Fuck Walta Kwonkite"
"No Pepsi, fucking coke, cooooke!"
"Tell Bill (Cosby) I said "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up."
"We should ban cigarettes and legalize fucking pot."
Former Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders
"And then I told her 'Of course it's off the fucking record, Mrs. Gingrich.'"
"Acquitted? But we matched his God damn DNfuckingA!"
"Fucking pay me."
"Heidi fucking who?"
"Et fucking tu, Brute?"
"To thine own fucking self, be true."
"What's this fucking button do?"
"Put out that fucking cigarette."
Capt. of the Hindenburg
"What the fuck is that?"
"OWW! That fucking hurts, fuckers!"
Jesus of Nazareth on the cross
"Fuck this, I'm done. Besides, the game's on."
God on the seventh day
"Speak in my fucking good ear."
"Is that your final fucking answer?"
Regis Phucking Philbin
"God is fucking dead."
"Neitszche is fucking dead."
"You better let my fucking people go!"
"Will you just eat the fucking apple!"
"Let down your fucking hair."
"Fucking smart bombs."
"One Nation, Indivisible, fuckers."