Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
jesus_h_biscuit

15 Random jesus_h_biscuit Anecdotes, Some Known, Some Unknown

  1. I would eat sushi everyday if I could afford it.
  2. My 2nd cousin is Paul Armstrong, who a long time ago was Guinness Book Of World Records' Strongest Man Alive.
  3. I've had sex with three different men already this week, and it's only Thursday - Friday will be #4.
  4. The sound of a spoon or fork scraping across one's teeth really skeeves me out.
  5. I crave beef jerky and/or boiled peanuts a lot, I have low blood pressure and need the salt.
  6. When I was a kid I was a skate rat - I even won a trophy at a skateboard park competition for amateurs. I was in 2nd grade, so I was about 7 years old.
  7. I am 5'8" tall and weigh 174 lbs.
  8. When my mama was pregnant with me, she ate tons of sauerkraut to sate her cravings and I love the stuff to this day.
  9. I still have the first book I ever read, it is a dog eared copy of Charlotte's Web by E. B. White and I read it at least once a year.
  10. Whenever I'm not sleeping at home next to Damien, I take his picture with me and make sure it is the last thing I look at before I close my eyes to go to sleep. That way if I were to die in my sleep, he would be the last thing I ever saw.
  11. Apparently I have an amazing butt - it gets lots of compliments and there is never a shortage of people staring at it or eager to squeeze and/or caress it.
  12. If I'm interested in a stranger sexually, I will stare them down instead of averting my eyes and playing coy. I do this because I want you to KNOW I'm checking you out.
  13. I hate the color pink. But hate. HATE, I TELL YOU!! HATE I SAY!!
  14. I loved Dawson's Creek - total guilty pleasure.
  15. I'm a lot more goofy than most people think I am.
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