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14th-Oct-2002 06:27 am
~ In The News ~

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<marquee><b>~ In The News ~</b></marquee>

<a href="http://www.msnbc.com/news/820495.asp"<b>Muslims welcome Falwell apology, Slur of Muhammad as ‘terrorist’ sparks deadly weekend riots</b></a>

<a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/hinjews.shtml"<b>Religious merger creates 900 million Hinjews</b></a>

<a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/geography.shtml"<b>High School students demand wars in easier to find countries</b></a>

<a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml"<b>Angered by snubbing, Libya, China, and Syria form <i>Axis Of Just-As-Evil</i></b></a>

<a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml"<b>Canadian warship seizes tanker in... Wait... Canada has a <i>warship?</i></b></a>

<a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/egan.shtml"<b>Police must notify residents when Catholic Church moves into neighborhood</b></a>

<a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3837/starving_masses.html"<b>Starving third world masses warned against the evils of contraception</b></a>


Firday I saw Jennifer Nettles, she put on a great show as usual. Met the new bassist and drummer who replaced Wes & Brad, they seemed like very nice guys. They played a little nervously, but still it seemed like they had been playing with Jenn much longer than they had. It was their second gig with the band.

Then lo and behold, in walks Cunt-Whore (who, I might add, is as big now as a Buick and I LOVE it because she's so fucking vain she probably thinks this post is about her - don't you? DON'T YOU??) which kind of set my mood for the remainder of the evening while I hoped it would get better but no, wait a minute... is that <i>Paige</i> walking in and tugging on my sleeve? It <i>can't</i> be! Krishna H. Vishnu, she's coming over here to tell me something! Something she mistakenly thinks I'm going to listen to! ACK!!

The show was fun otherwise, though.

I worked Saturday & Sunday, so I'm a little run down this morning as I never got any real sleep last night - at least it doesn't feel like I did.

Nothing else to report, really. I'm looking forward to getting home today and being lazy until Maggie brings me the part I need to fix the washing machine. I might even turn the ringer off of the phone so I can avoid the telemarketers and the 2,845 rude ass slacker friends of Nathan's who <b>do not understand that he has a fucking job and is not home before 7PM you fucking <i>mouth-breathing, non-listening, white-as-arctic-snow-yet-talkin'-like-a-thug-gangsta, skank-dating, Hilfiger and Puma wearing, bleached hair having BITCHES!</i></b>

We (Damien and I) are meeting Uncle Frank & Rhonda at their new shop, <b>Angelfire Glassworks</b> to discuss the layout for their webpage. They have a lot of really cool stuff. The shop is located in the Everything Musical shopping center, in between Chili Thai and O'Shea's Pub. Then I'm going home and being lazy some more until it's time for me to go to bed.
14th-Oct-2002 06:23 am (UTC)
Re: "mouth-breathing, non-listening, white-as-arctic-snow-yet-talkin'-like-a-thug-gangsta, skank-dating, Hilfiger and Puma wearing, bleached hair having BITCHES!"

I love that! Can I borrow that phrase sometime?

Cheer up baby, you'll get some rest tonight. Have a benedryl to fight off the sinuses, and listen to the rain before you drift off to a peaceful and restful, dream-filled slumber.

I love you!

14th-Oct-2002 06:26 am (UTC) - P.S.
P.S., if I have to, I'll sleep with Mr. Sandman if it'll get you a good night's sleep! Think he'll like that little french tongue-flick tickler thing I do? Heh heh


(I'm kidding people, I don't really have a french tongue-flick tickler thing... I just saw that line in a movie, so don't freak out! Sheesh!)
14th-Oct-2002 08:58 am (UTC) - Re: P.S.
14th-Oct-2002 01:58 pm (UTC) - Re: P.S.
Uh.. you've given me a few yourself in the past, so...

14th-Oct-2002 09:17 pm (UTC) - Re: P.S.
Ah. My bad. At least I won't need therapy like mom.
14th-Oct-2002 09:32 am (UTC) - Re: P.S.
Uh Damien???

You got money to pay for my therapy?
14th-Oct-2002 01:57 pm (UTC) - Re: P.S.
I figure after some of the things you've said, and some of the things I've seen, we're pretty much even. :-)

Besides, as you'll note in the comment you replied to, I heard the line in a movie!

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