Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
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I LOVE this website!

This website I'm grooving on lately, whitehouse.org, is a lot like The Onion - only it's all political satire. Great stories like this one:

President Declares War on Masturbation - "Operation Infinite Purity" is Cleared for Takeoff

...Oh, but there's more!!! Click on the link below the Newsroom banner for more stories.

In other news this morning, Recently Unearthed Javy Lopez Picture Declares Braves' Pitcher 35% More Javylicious!




REMARKS BY PRESIDENT BUSH TO NANCY REAGAN ON THE OCCASION OF HER TRANSFORMATION INTO A BLOODTHIRSTY FETUS MURDERER

FIRST LADY TO CHILDREN OF SESAME STREET: JESUS CHRIST CAN AND MUST KILL THIS AIDS MUPPET

ASPIRING LESBIAN COSMONAUT JOINS PRESIDENT BUSH TO DECRY RAMPANT DISCRIMINATION WITHIN RUSSIAN SPACE AGENCY

PRESIDENT BUSH'S LABOR DAY ADDRESS TO COLLECTED MEMBERS OF THE KOREAN DELI & FRUIT STAND OWNERS ASSOCIATION


MEMO FROM ATTORNEY GENERAL ASHCROFT TO THE NEWS MEDIA CONCERNING NATIONAL SECURITY ORDER #1-545-7b

PRESIDENT BUSH DEFENDS ANN COULTER FROM SLANDEROUS LIBERAL ALLEGATIONS OF TRANSSEXUALITY

PRESIDENT'S PLEDGE TO AMERICA'S SENIORS: FULL MEDICARE COVERAGE FOR PREVENTATIVE EMBALMING & CREMATION


PRESIDENT RELEASES COMPLETE LIST OF OFFICIAL NICKNAMES FOR AMERICAN AND WORLD LEADERS

PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT DECRYING DEMOCRATIC HATE CRIME LEGISLATION AS BLATANT DISCRIMINATION AGAINST GOD-FEARING KLANSMEN


PRESIDENT RESPONDS TO TERROR REPORT FUROR: "BILL CLINTON WAS ALSO WARNED. PLUS, HE PORKED THAT FAT JEWISH INTERN"


PRESIDENT PROMOTES COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM TO POOR, COLORED, CRACK-ADDICTED DEATH ROW INMATES


PRESIDENT'S EARTH DAY REMARKS TO NEVADA TODDLERS AT THE YUCCA MOUNTAIN NUCLEAR WASTE FACILITY


PRESIDENT BUSH CALLS ON WORLD'S ARABIACS TO ABSTAIN FROM BLOWING THEMSELVES INTO DOG FOOD

PRESIDENT PUTS U.S. CATHOLICS ON NOTICE: "EITHER YOU ARE WITH US, OR YOU ARE WITH THE CHILD MOLESTERS"

FORMER SECOND LADY MARILYN QUAYLE DECLARES JIHAD AGAINST "PAP SMEAR" SEX RITUAL

PRESIDENT DELIVERS INCONTROVERTIBLE DENUNCIATION OF DEMOCRATIC FAIRY TALE OF EVOLUTION


PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH DELIVERS A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE TO AMERICA'S WELFARE FETUSES

PRESIDENT: "I DID NOT HAVE IMPROPER RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN: MISS ENRON"

PRESIDENT: CONGRESS WILL RAISE TAXES "OVER MY DEAD MEXICAN POOL BOY"

PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES INNOVATIVE PROGRAM TO FEED AMERICA'S NEEDY
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