Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
jesus_h_biscuit

PWNED AGAIN!

"You know you're in trouble when you've ceded the moral high ground to a drug dealing prostitute."
- Jon Stewart on Ted Haggard's fucknuttery
"So what you do is, you take that big male hooker's luscious nipple and you squeeze it between your fingers like this, like it was the Lord's own divine lemondrop, and then..."
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