Well, at least there won't be any gay marriages and we'll still be bringing freedom and democracy to Iraq. Of course by that time we'll have brought it to Iran, Syria, and North Korea as well. I for one am relieved to know that we still have an overabundance of money in the federal budget to do all of this.
That aside, this is seriously fucked up. To say nothing of the fact that people will be shot indiscriminately if I can't get an occasional sushi fix - for fuck's sake, good sushi is expensive as it is!