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27th-Oct-2006 02:53 pm
The following message is brought to you by the First Amendment:
If you don't like the Dixie Chicks, DON'T BUY THEIR CD'S, DON'T GO SEE THE MOVIE, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you don't like homosexual marriage, DON'T MARRY A HOMOSEXUAL AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you have a problem with South Park mocking religion, Jesus, and Steve Irwin, DON'T WATCH SOUTH PARK AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you think Bush should be able to repeat the mistakes made with Katrina all over again, STAB YOURSELF REPEATEDLY AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If you are Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, or anyone of their ilk, SHUT THE FUCKING GODDAMNED HELL UP. And eat hot death, also.
27th-Oct-2006 07:06 pm (UTC)
"The Dixie Chicks, a chart-topping, award winning country band made popular for anti-Bush remarks.."

da hell?
27th-Oct-2006 08:07 pm (UTC)
Best video, but not best song.
27th-Oct-2006 08:15 pm (UTC)

You might not get the anime jokes, but it's still the best anime music video ever made.
27th-Oct-2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
You're just so quiet and shy. We really need to find a way to pull you out of your shell and coax you to occasionally speak your mind.
27th-Oct-2006 09:46 pm (UTC)
I just want ONE politician to point out how stupid the gay marriage thing is. Just one.

All he has to do is grab a couple guys from the debate audience and stand them on the stage beside him, then ask the rest of the audience humor him as he performs a marriage ceremony for them. Then ask the audience if they could pretend the 2 guys were married.

Wait a few seconds, then ask "Ok, now who's marriage in the audience, the straight people, has collapsed since these 2 got married just now? Come on, don't be shy. Who felt their entire family structure simply fall apart because these guys got hitched?"

Then go around the audience asking random people "Did your marriage fall apart? How about you, any signs of collapse?"

When nobody (obviously) sticks their hand up to say that yes, their marriage had collapsed on the spot because 2 homos got hitched, he can then move onto seeing if the institution of marriage had somehow vanished off the face of the earth, never to be heard from again.

"Well, I just checked with a number of cities and yes they are still issuing marriage licenses as we speak. So the institution of marriage has not simply disappeared, it's still here in the same way it was before.

So what was the problem with gay marriage again?"

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HARD ABOUT DOING THAT? 5 minutes, that's all it would take.
28th-Oct-2006 12:05 am (UTC)
The problem is that people who believe gay marriage is wrong are people who cannot be convinced. They don't think, they believe.
28th-Oct-2006 09:47 am (UTC)
I want everyone to never ever stop mocking Steve Irwin EVAH
28th-Oct-2006 05:45 pm (UTC)
Yes, I think this is STILL my favorite video of all time.
Well, that and Land of Confusion with Genesis.
28th-Oct-2006 05:51 pm (UTC)
Things haven't changed much in 13 years, huh?
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