Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

So, as most of you already know...

Brad Pitt & I go WAY back, we've been BFFs for many years. I'm the one that originally introduced him to my homegirl Angie, as a matter of fact. She needed someone like him at the time, and I think his former marriage had run its course. I remember spending many hours listening to him go on and on about how much he hated hurting and needed to get on with his life, and tried to do the best I could to get him back in the game quickly. I had to, he was killing me with all of the woe-is-me phone calls and boo-radley-hoo emails.

So one day, Angie comes over on a whim while I was folding laundry and washing dishes and such, Brad calls and asks if he can stop by because he happened to be in town as well. Truth be told, they dig hanging out here in West GA because no one ever thinks it's really them, so they never get hassled when they come for a visit. Well, all except for Lil' John and his entourage, but I've put a stop to THAT bullshit. Anyway, they met in the kitchen while I was unloading the dishwasher and the rest is history.

I'm Godfather to all of their kids, and they love their Uncle Jude. I decided to go public about my relationship to my friends because it's breaking in the news now that they won't get married until EVERYONE in the US can legally get married, and I know for a fact that this is because of my influence. The last time they were over, I mentioned that the Amendment had passed in GA that made it legal to enshrine discrimination into the state constitution, the first time that had happened in the state's history. MAN, were they pissed! So when I read this: Brad Pitt: I'll marry when everyone can, I knew it was because both he and Angie (I call her "Ange") think that Damien and I hung the moon.

I'm so proud of them, I really am. Now if I could just get them to give me some fucking space once in a while, I'd really be happy.
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