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20th-Aug-2006 12:52 am
Wow. So much for that whole graven image thing. Apparently they, along with Roy Moore, don't NEED no stinking Second Commandment.

Believers who clearly see how bad these cocksockets make you all look, please rebuke the fuck out of them. Or at the very least, call them out on this kind of bullshit - like this. And this.
20th-Aug-2006 04:59 am (UTC)
"It is very difficult to climb down from there. But they clung to the rock like Satans," he said.

My religious training being rusty, someone wanna help me out? I thought there was only one Satan. Does he have lookalike helpers like Santa Claus?
20th-Aug-2006 05:11 am (UTC)
Not only that, but since when has one of the Morningstar's canonical powers been "demonic rock climbing"? I seem to have missed the verse in Revelation where this will assist him in wooing the whore of Babylon or taking down God's Kingdom.
20th-Aug-2006 10:21 am (UTC)
Excellent point!
20th-Aug-2006 10:20 am (UTC)
I thought that was very odd myself, it's not just you. Apparently hooves make rock climbing really easy, perhaps we should market hooved shoes for such things.
21st-Aug-2006 09:01 am (UTC)
Satan is attributed to be more than one fallen angel. Sammael, Azazel, and the controversial Abbadon are some of the angels that share the name/blame of the "Great Adversary". If you look into the usage of the word Satan in the original Greek and Hebrew texts "Satan" isn't refered to as a singular being.
20th-Aug-2006 05:29 am (UTC)
20th-Aug-2006 10:23 am (UTC)
PERFECT!! Thank you again, John - linking in edit.
20th-Aug-2006 02:51 pm (UTC)
ooh look! "thou shalt not commmit adultry"

this explains everything.
20th-Aug-2006 02:58 pm (UTC)
WINNER!!! I was wondering who'd be the first to see errors about biblical stuff etched in stone! *savors the irony*
21st-Aug-2006 09:07 am (UTC)
Forgive me because I've been up for a very long time on 24 hour duty and just read this entry. Please explain what this post is about. Are you saying the statue of the Virgin Mary is a graven idol?
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