thedigitalghost: Check it out, it's the new Chevy Rollerskate...
jesus_h_biscuit: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
thedigitalghost: It runs on disco music, and instead of an exhaust muffler, it's a fog machine...
jesus_h_biscuit: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *slams hand repeatedly on dashboard*
thedigitalghost: ...and on Wednesdays, your passenger can ride for free...
jesus_h_biscuit: *all but pees self*