The Ballistic Princess (note Cinderella costume)' new thing is knock knock jokes. Or should I say 'joke", as she only knows one. It's a take on the classic one of banana/orange (cut to eventual punchline "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?") knock knock joke, only to her it's all the same thing. No matter how many times I hear her tell it, she always gets a kick out of me pretending it is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
It is also noteworthy that this sort of thing goes on in my house at least five times daily, where I act a complete fool for the amusement of my family. Had I a jester's hat, I'd wear it proudly.
A word on the dog - We have three dogs, and he's the youngest. The eldest two are the same tan color, he is the only black dog we've ever had - so we named him "Token". Avery decided his name should be "Mr. Pickles", so he answers to that as well. He is extraordinarily nosy and inquisitive, so any kind of goings-on that require investigation he's all up in the middle. He cannot STAND to not be included. I need to put up video of him playing, it's hilarious as well.