Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
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Godmotherfuckingdamnit!

I just spent the past 45 minutes doing the HTML coding for this really cool survey I found that I was going to cut into my journal entry... and in the blink of an eye I made some wayward keystroke and closed the whole goddamned thing, losing all that work and wasting all of that time. I'm pissed. Like "I could kill a motherfucker just to watch him die" kind of pissed. I was completely freaked out on the drive to work this morning, as this car about 200 yards in front of me this morning (it was 4:45AM, I was barely awake) went swerving all over the road just before Double Churches Elementary, as I got closer I saw blood ALL OVER the road - I'm not kidding, it looked like a "Hellraiser" movie or something - and then I slowed down almost to a stop long enough to see something dragging itself over to the sidewalk and into the woods. It appeared to be red and gray, and was either one of the aliens from the movie "Signs", or a mutant junkie wombat. Either way, it freaked me out in a big way. ANd TOTALLY ruined my craving for barbeque. That was so wrong.

I might give the survey another go once I stop being so furious. It was a ball-rocking survey.

Update: Sans groovy HTML coding,
This song...
Reminds you of an ex-lover: Cry - Angie Aparo
Reminds you of an ex-friend: Jesus, Please Forgive Me (For The Things I'm About To Say) - Concrete Blonde
Makes you laugh: The Hamster Dance - Hampton The Hamster
Makes you wanna dance: Um, no....
Reminds you of the one you love: It Feels So Good - Sonique
You wish you wrote: far too many to name
You never want to hear again: "I'm Blue Ba Da Bee Da, Waa Waa Waa" ARGH!!!
Makes you want to mosh/bang your head: Welcome To The Fold - Filter
Sums up your teenage years: Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny) - Elton John
You used to hate but now love: no, if I hated it then, I still hate it. yeah. pretty much.
You like to wake up to: Ivy & Neet - This Mortal Coil / December Evening - James Horner
You like out of your parents record collection: The Glen Campbell Giftmas Album - still my favorite
You love that you wouldn't know about if it wasn't for a friend: Jennifer Nettles
Reminds you of your first crush: Theme To The Dukes Of Hazzard
Which from your favorite movie: Devil In Disguise - Elvis Presley (Lilo & Stitch)
Makes you think of the moon: Grace - Jeff Buckley
Makes you think of the stars: World In My Eyes - Depeche Mode
Makes you think of the sun: Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride - Lilo & Stitch soundtrack
Makes you think of the night: Night Hawk - Jennifer Nettles Band
Makes you think of sex: Bodies - Soul Miner's Daughter
Makes you think of being alone: Lover, You Should've Come Over - Jeff Buckley
favourite time of day: Morning
favourite food(s): Cajun, Italian, Greek, Thai, Korean
favourite snack food: grape tomatoes
favourite tea: Earl Grey
favourite summer drink: peach tea
favourite poet: Christopher Okigbo
favourite author: Pat Conroy
favourite book: Beach Music - Pat Conroy
favourite pastime: laughing
favourite film: currently it's Lilo & Stitch
favourite series or show: Oz, Queer As Folk, Six Feet Under
favourite actress: Rachel Griffiths
favourite actor: Edward Norton
favourite band: Jennifer Nettles Band
favourite albums (Max 10):
1. Story Of Your Bones - Jennifer Nettles Band
2. Gravity: Drag Me Down - Jennifer Nettles Band
3. Grace - Jeff Buckley
4. Jeff Buckley Live From Glastonbury
...there are more, but I'm drawing a blank...
favourite vocalist (male & female): Nettles/Buckley
If you could do anything in one day, what would it be: become independently wealthy
if you were stranded somewhere where you couldn't reach civilization, who would you choose to take with you: I cannot name just one person
in that same place, what one possession would you choose to take with you: chapstick
if you could meet any famous person (living or not) who would it be: Jeff Buckley
if you could be anyone for a day, who would it be: Javy Lopez
if you could change your life in any way (including choosing a different life) what would you do: I'd be an obstetrician
if you could make a contribution to the world, what would it be: making stupidity painful
if you could travel back in time, where would you go: NYC, September 10th 2001
if you could have any special power, what would it be: to know when to shut the hell up when I'm angry
what's your worst nightmare: Jewel
what is one thing you regret doing in your life: only the one?
what is the one accomplishment in your life of which you are the most proud: getting the toxic people out of my life
coffee or tea: coffee in the AM, tea in the PM
chocolate or vanilla: NO!! NO NO NO NO NO!! ::holds breath, refuses to make a choice::
insane or normal: insane people are mre interesting
baseball or football: baseball
what is your favourite mode of transportation: train
when was the last time you were happy: happiness is overrated - contentedness is where it's at
what is the most annoying thing that has happened to you this week: being overstimulated
what is something that you do all the time that drives you to distraction, but you keep doing it anyway: looking for places to hide the bodies ::blank stare::
physically or intellectually beautiful: that's a loaded question, ya fuckers!
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