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Me: (holding a bottle of Axe Shower gel in the shampoo aisle) Hey, lemme Axe you somethin'...
My friend Jeff: (without missing a beat) You finta raaaaise up and get yo shower on?
*still laughing*
So. Damien always goes to bed before I do, and tonight I laid down with him for a few minutes before he went to sleep. He was telling me about his…
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy.…
SMAK DEM CHRISTIANS DOWN