Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

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I actually got a decent night's sleep last night, even though I woke up several times during.

...And In The "What Are The Odds?" Category: Fisherman killed after whale lands on boat

Things I Plan On Doing Before New Years:

1. Get some new clothes for winter.
2. Carve a pumpkin for the kids I know at Halloween.
3. Lose 20-25 pounds, reflatten my stomach and sides.
4. Start taking vitamins daily.
5. Bike a minimum of 40 miles a week.
6. Take Mags on a hike to Providence Canyon.
7. Finish Damien's birthday present BEFORE his actual birthday, which is November 26th.
8. Take ALL of the clothes I rarely wear anymore to the rescue mission.
9. Get new pictures taken.
10. Completely modify my eating habits, except for Thanksgiving - then it's open season.
11. Write at least two chapters a week for my children's book.
12. Make a Giftmas™ present for Allisa to take to Ohio for the wedding.

Book Worm Meter for Jummy Jude
Shut In 71%
29% Out Of The House
Intellectual 95%
5% Moron
High Attention Span 95%
5% Low Attention Span
Bookitude 96%
4% Book Burner
Book Worm 89.25%
10.75% Bug Stomper
Take your bookworm readings.

Will Judeinator™ Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?
36% chance Bush would kill you.
12% chance Clinton would kill you.
66% chance he would sexually harass you.
52% chance you would kill them.
Enter Combat

Which Sylvia Plath Poem Am I?


I'm Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!

I'm Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Which Late Night with Conan O'Brien Recurring Character are You? by Clicks and Buzzes

What magazine am I?

I am Popular Science: The only thing more exciting then the present is the future. I am always the first to hear about whats going on in the realms of human achievement.

What magazine am I?

Am I The Greatest Song In The World?

Rock: Indeed, I am the greatest song in the world! But you shalt never hear me, for I am far to great to be heard by the ears of mortals.

Are you the greatest song in the world?

I Am The 3rd Party:

The Natural Law Party: You're a strange one, thats for sure. Calling yourself the party based on science, your most interesting claim to fame is a heavy reliance on yoga in your national policy. Ignoring your kooky side, you sometimes make a lot of sense. And your leader is probably the smartest cadidate out there. Too bad he's crazy.

Find out what 3rd party you are!

My College Is:

Godless College
Students at Godless College are very studious.
Students at Godless College masturbate a lot.
40% of freshmen are slaves.
Booze is the drug of choice.
The average GPA is 3.25

Ancient Booer

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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