Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

Just in case, y'know, we weren't overthinking our collective national paranoia enough...

So - who wants to guess what priority Gay Marriage & Flag Burning are taking now? I'm almost tempted to turn on Foxnews & watch them shit themselves, but I don't think I have the stomach for that. Perhaps I'll do the patriotic thing and put on some gogo shorts and a "BIG FAGGOT" t-shirt, and burn a flag on the courthouse steps. Would that make me a flaming flaggot? Wonder how many Conservative Christians I could make explode from it? Sure would be a fun experiement, wouldn't it! I can see the headlines tomorrow: "Local poofter burns flag, no one dies in incident. In other news, local poof in intensive care after mob style beating by Evangelicals, no charges pending..."

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