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19th-Jun-2006 08:21 am
Jeanette Walls has got to go. For evidence, I give you:
Paris Hilton thinks that the cut-off jeans and low-cut top that pregnant Britney Spears wore when she was interviewed by Matt Lauer wasn’t the wisest wardrobe choice. The partying heiress, not known for modesty in her own dress, opines: “She should have worn a really cute maternity dress.”
Nonsense the ilk of this, however small and insignificant, does not qualify as news and furthermore will only be of interest to people who should never have internet access in the first place.

Give Keith Olbermann a raise and fire Tucker Carlson also.

Werd to tha muthaberd,
In other completely irrelevant news, I'm sure everyone by now has caught wind of the 'scandal' that has outed former American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken. For those not in the know, apparently Ms. Aiken ordered up a former Green Beret & Army Ranger by the name of John Paulus online for a hotel room tryst. Said military man got his feelings hurt when the possible suggestion of a relationship was spurned by Aiken, so he created a blog to out him. The details are wierd, if not downright creepy, coming to light in a Howard Stern interview. The most surprising allegation? Get ready for this, it's a good one. No, really - I'm still laughing. Okay, here goes.

Apparently, Clay Aiken is a top!



Let that one marinate for a few seconds, but no more than 10 or blood will fly out of your nose.

</queen, please>
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19th-Jun-2006 12:39 pm (UTC)

While they're at it, where's the story about Chrstopher Lowell being a top, hmm? Or the story about Cher really being a biological female?

BTW, I saw the funniest thing the other day at the local sex shop - it was a wall sign that read "Fuck with me and you fuck with the whole trailer park." I'm thinking about having it made into t-shirts and sending them to Britney & K-Fed.
19th-Jun-2006 02:06 pm (UTC)
(I'm basing my comment on the assumption that this dude is telling the truth, of course.)

I'm sorry, but ... anyone who thinks they're going to make friends with a celebrity after a sexual encounter, or even the intent of one, probably needs to be doused in some cold wake-up water. I thought it took some intelligence and savvy to be a Green Beret/Ranger/that rank in the military - I didn't realize any 19-year-old fangurl could do it (note I'm not calling him a girl because he's a gay man; that's just my much nicer, deliberately misspelled way of saying "starfucker"). I've interviewed a few celebrities, given them some pretty good free publicity (though low-key, I admit), and we still didn't chat afterwards except for maybe a few e-mails back and forth.
19th-Jun-2006 02:37 pm (UTC)
I had him figured for a pushy bottom, but hey, you never can tell.
19th-Jun-2006 04:04 pm (UTC)
HA! Not all skinny gay white men are bottoms.

--That aside.

I figured he was a bottom.
19th-Jun-2006 04:32 pm (UTC)
There is no way... NO WAY that Clay Aiken is a top. Not a chance! This must be some kind of spin made up by his publicists. I mean, he was clearly gay and even the most gaydar-blind dimwit could see it, so maybe they figured it would help if they said, "but at least he doesn't take it in the ass!"
19th-Jun-2006 08:25 pm (UTC)

AHAHAHHAHAHA omg ... lol thats made my day
not an expert in how he comes across as a person , but yeah the very idea is hilarious

*more r.o.f.l.m.a.o.*
19th-Jun-2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
I was just telling some friends at work today about that Clay Aiken fiasco. They didn't believe he was a top, either. I'm really not sure if I believe it myself, but people sometimes surprise you.
20th-Jun-2006 12:48 am (UTC)
Now I affirm everyone in their (consensual, adult) erotic choices & preferences, and since I study the history of sexuality for a living, I know that labels & practices & categories are fluid & unstable...

...but if Clay Aiken is a top, I'm competing on the US women's gymnastics team at the next Olympics.
23rd-Jun-2006 02:45 am (UTC)
23rd-Jun-2006 04:39 am (UTC)
The Clay scandal was all a publicity stunt by that other guy. There was a site that I was going to link you to that gave definite proof that it was all made up, including pictures and how they were altered and stuff... but naturally, I can't find it. Oh well.

As a Clay fan, it's my job to hate you now... but I guess I'll let this one slide because I like you. Also, the thing about Clay being a top made me laugh in spite of myself. :P
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