Seriously, watch this video. I'm a mouthy bastard, and I am almost at a complete loss for words. Well, almost. Make sure you only watch from the 3:30 mark until the 4:36 mark. Never in my life have I ever been so completely disturbed by 1. a Christer giving a banana a handjob (banjob?); & 2. an obviously closet homochrister offering an explanatory amberture for the way a 'banana' is designed to fit in one's mouth. Get over yourself, queen - clearly you're talking about the cock, and don't lie - you know you've throated your fair share of them. I'd be willing to bet that if this guy burped and you were close enough, you'd smell Kirk Cameron's asshole. Speaking of, what the hell happened to you, Mike Seaver???
hat tip to John @ C&L & The Disgruntled Chemist for this gem!
EDIT: OH. MY. GOD.I'M.FUCKING.BLEEDING. Let me just say now that I can't get past the idea of a chimp evolving through three transitional forms into Kirk Cameron, because that shitstain alone is enough reason to disprove evolution. However, in the right context and succession of evolving intelligence, we'd have to put this into a reverse order for the sake of accuracy.