by Jerry Falwell
"Earlier today, reports began circulating across the globe that I have recently stated that Jews can go to heaven without being converted to Jesus Christ. This is categorically untrue."
Remember now, Jerry Falwell loves the Jewish people - even if they're all going to hell. My guess is there isn't a Jew alive that would consent to be part of Falwell's heaven if it means he's actually planning on being there.
Also, remember a while back when right wing fuckstain extraordinnaire Pat Robertson called for the assassination of Venezuela's president, then said that Ariel Sharon's stroke was retribution from God for the Gaza pullout? Well now he's stepped up his game a bit. Stay with me...
700 Club website scrubbed Robertson's controversial comments calling Muslims "satanic"
Summary: The Christian Broadcasting Network has scrubbed from its website Pat Robertson's comments on The 700 Club that Muslims who protested controversial cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad were "satanic" and "crazed fanatics" who were "motivated by demonic power." Robertson added that "the goal of Islam ... is world domination."
[DIY News post format]Why scrub the comments, is he not the head moran in charge? If he speaketh the truth and is so influential, then why exactly is his own company now spinning and erasing like this shit isn't actually happening? Either be proud of him or stone him to death, no more fucking around.
Effective immediately, I am issuing a fatwa against Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and all 9 of Jerry's chins. JIHAD ON YOU BOTH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!
