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2006... Woo... 
1st-Jan-2006 10:11 am
Let me begin by saying that I am having possibly the most decadent cup of coffee EVAR. It's French Roast that I ground from whole, glistening beans myself, brewed so strong you could stand a spoon up in it (and hear the spoon scream). I have a habit of warming up my coffee cup in the microwave or just pouring boiling water into it for a few minutes before pouring in my coffee - I like my coffee scalding hot, because once you put the cream in it it loses heat rapidly. Warming the cup first helps it to stay hot. There was no half & half so I had to use heavy cream, and rather than sugar I used a good spoonful of Williams Sonoma Vanilla Bean Infused Simple Syrup. Every sip is like there really is a God, he's really a hot Daddy bear, and he just gave me a big load in the mouth. Or something like that. Right now there's probably an even split running down the masses of my friends list, half going "EWWW!!" and the other half going "HOT HOT HOT!!!" To my family members that read this, all I can say is you knew this snake bit when you picked it up, so stop your fussin'. Being uptight about sex is what makes you boring. And anyway, whether creepy or hot, that's some damned good coffee.

I'm going to now reach back to a few posts earlier to update on everyone's favorite God Warrior, Marguerite Perrin. Ol' Marge was such a hit here in America that someone made a God Warrior bobble head that sold on eBay for US $870.00. Make sure your speakers are turned up and you scroll down for the sound bytes in the Marguerite Angel Flash presentation, which I thought was an especially nice touch. So who shells out 870 bucks for a bootleg bobble head of this unhinged and sad fundie? Why Jay Leno, of course! Jay had Marguerite on his show recently (Roseanne was sitting beside her on the couch, laughing her ass off and adding to the mirth) and presented her with the bobble head. Yes, YES, he did-uh!

Wanna see it? I knew you would. () (Hat tip to the Malcontent for the first video.)
1st-Jan-2006 03:17 pm (UTC)
hahaha I have coffee envy.

woah O_O god that woman is insaaaaaane, I wonder what she is doing now...

I hope it involves a rubber room.
1st-Jan-2006 03:24 pm (UTC)
*dying* I love you. OMG. Best imagery ever. Good morning to you, too.
1st-Jan-2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
I am so jealous...I want your coffee! Must have some.! Get my text last night?

That lady is a F-R-E-A-K!!! I guess her religion didn't heal her psychotic tendencies...and they say we can change!!!
1st-Jan-2006 05:06 pm (UTC)
Happy New Year my friend.
1st-Jan-2006 08:20 pm (UTC)
the coffee sounds heavenly (though your imagery doesn't work for me, but it is truly special :) -- it doesn't work for me because i just don't connect sex to anything that good). so here's the part of your flist that goes neither EWWW nor HOT, *little grin*.
2nd-Jan-2006 02:46 am (UTC)
Hi. I'm uh..changing ljs. I was wondering if you would friend syllablesongs, as that is my new name. Thanks! <3
2nd-Jan-2006 03:36 am (UTC)

A friend of mine wants to know if there is a way that he can delete all of his posts without deleting his whole journal, and I thought you might know...Any advice?
2nd-Jan-2006 03:36 am (UTC)
Meant to say, delete all his posts at once or very quickly, rather than go thru them one by one.
2nd-Jan-2006 04:16 am (UTC)
As far as I know, it cannot be done unless deletions are individual or the entire LJ is deleted.
2nd-Jan-2006 04:46 am (UTC)
"Right now there's probably an even split running down the masses of my friends list, half going 'EWWW!!' and the other half going 'HOT HOT HOT!!!'"

Try, rofl! Damn, I want to try that coffee. =P
3rd-Jan-2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
Holy crap...
I couldn't make it through the entire 6 minutes...
I thought six minutes was a short amount of time... did you see her poor little girl's face? That tiny little girl was traumatized!
Un-effing believable.
And why is that these "God Warriors" are predominantly fat, ugly, refuse to help themselves type people?

9th-Jan-2006 03:15 pm (UTC)
I was just drinking my coffee as I read that... it's amazing I didn't spurt that mouthful all over the keyboard. Today's Organic Peru/House decaf mix is quite tasty, in fact, but not nearly as delicious as what you describe...
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