For those of you that don't know already, I am a bit of a car freak. In particular, I am a BMW enthusiast. I think it's a nod to my days of working on cars with my father and brothers and to taking apart small engines (lawnmowers, my minibike) and putting them back together so they would run better with clean parts and well oiled gears, new seals and such. So I'm sitting here all excited about this new info I'm getting from BMW about the forthcoming M6 (more on the M6 here, click on the M and follow the rabbit - pictures here). I'm terribly impresed with this car, as I have been by all M models. I'll catch myself gushing stuff like "OH MY GOD, BABY!! 7 speed SMG transmission, programmable 11 different ways!! CHRIST!! 507hp V10 redlines at almost 9000, same as in the Williams F1!!!! FUCKING HELL!! PADDLE SHIFTERS IN THE STEERING WHEEL!! It even has a carbon fiber roof to lower the center of gravity in the car, which will increase lb/ft/torque in the...OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT??" *backs up video*... and he's looking at me with his feigned excited "Wow. That's cool." face. Kind of the same one I make when he goes "OH MY GOD, BABY!! Did you see the new Firefly promo?" Now granted, I'm not so much bothered by the Sci-Fi shows, especially Firefly as Jayne is HOT HOT HOT - but I'm just not able to share in his joy. I forget sometimes that he really doesn't give a shit about my inner greasemonkey, and that's cool too. That is, of course, unless he caught the sight of me in dirty coveralls on a creeper underneath his truck, then he'd care. In part because it was hot, and in part because "Um, WTF do you think you're doing to my truck, asshole?"
...BUTOHMYGODTHISCAR!!!!!!!11 It is teh hot sex. I get a hardon everytime we visit the local BMW dealer and I sit in the driver's seat of a new 7 Series. The 750Li is my car. *swoon* One day when I'm fortunate enough to own a 7 Series, I will be recording a video of myself naked and spooging in the driver's seat. You'll know it happened when I post a link to the video - the URL will read "Ha, bitches!"