8/28/2005 7:33 a.m. ET
Hurricane Katrina is now a Category 5 hurricane -- top winds are 160
mph. The pressure dropped to 915 mb at 6 am. Landfall is still expected
Well, if'n New Orleans hadn't planned to transform itself into Soddom & Gommorrah next week with Southern Decadence, it might be okay - but God is sending the hurricane to stop those wicked, 3\/1L homasexshuls in they tracks.
I can already hear Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and Fred Phelps saying this.