Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

Netanyahu Resigns

Israeli finance minister quits over Gaza move; jesus_h_biscuit to be temporarily filling in for his spot
Cabinet gives final approval to first stage of pullout

My first order of business will be to organize a meeting between Israelis and Palestinians, promptly ask who has the fucking deed to a piece of land the size of a flea's ass that has been drenched in blood time and time again, and convert the entire Gaza Strip into a Super Walmart with 5 Starbucks cafes inside it when no one can produce said deed. Then I'll smack the shit out of each one of them on behalf of fed up people everywhere. That'll learn 'em.
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