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13th-May-2005 10:41 pm
After lunch today @ Panera Bread:
thedigitalghost: Why can't you just admit that you're wrong and I'm right?
jesus_h_biscuit: Because we both think we're right, and the problem is you won't agree to disagree on this fact.
thedigitalghost: THAT IS NOT TRUE!

At Lowe's:
jesus_h_biscuit: Oooh, look at the pretty orchids!
thedigitalghost: Those aren't orchids, they're irises.
jesus_h_biscuit: No, they're orchids - you can tell because they look like vaginas, not that you'd really know...
thedigitalghost: What a vulva thing to say to me!
jesus_h_biscuit: ROFLMAO!
thedigitalghost: Great, now I have this nasty taste in my mouth...
jesus_h_biscuit: *dies*

In the truck on the way home from Walhell*:
thedigitalghost: Communist? Atheist? So yes, the Chinese don't really have a religion. No prayer in China. Only rice...
jesus_h_biscuit: lol, crackhead!

* Overheard from some redneck woman to another one in Walhell:
"I am tryin' to keep muh kewl here, but you are just-a pullin' on muh cord..."

Hmmm... I hope her cord wasn't the one in her hoo-hoo, because that would just be wrong. I might have nightmares now about confederate cooch.
14th-May-2005 02:45 am (UTC)
"I am tryin' to keep mah kewl here, but you are just-a pullin' on my cord..."

dear lord.. the scary part is, i can practically HEAR her saying that.. *shudders* nightmares, indeed.
15th-May-2005 01:24 pm (UTC)
My initial shock wore off rather quickly and was replaced with an image of her throwing chicken feed at a bunch of pecking hens in the middle of the aisle had I turned back around, which invoked much guffawing from me.
14th-May-2005 02:54 am (UTC)
"excuse me miss you have a string hangin"

15th-May-2005 01:23 pm (UTC)
*falls over, screams for a medic*

I really wished I weren't in such a hurry last night, I owe you two great big hugs next time I see you.
14th-May-2005 04:20 am (UTC)
Glad I was alone when I went to Wal Mart today...

Panera is my fave place... I was introduced to it in Illinois almost 3 1/2 years ago. I was waiting for one to open up down here. Hope one's open near where we'll be moving to next year.
15th-May-2005 01:22 pm (UTC)
I tend to get the same thing everytime I go, I love the 1/2 Sierra Turkey sammich and cup of broccoli soup combo-thingy.
15th-May-2005 05:34 pm (UTC)
I also tend to get the same thing every time I go. Asiago Roast Beef Sandwich... but my soup varies... it's usually the Baked Potato if they have it, otherwise Broccoli Cheddar or, I think they had Clam Chowder once and I had that.
14th-May-2005 04:56 am (UTC)
confederate cooch.

That. Is teh nasty.
15th-May-2005 01:21 pm (UTC)
It is teh nasty, and teh scareh too.
14th-May-2005 09:35 am (UTC)
Wouldn't that be chord? ::hides::
15th-May-2005 01:21 pm (UTC)
...shut up... *slap*
15th-May-2005 01:22 pm (UTC)
Oooh.. hurt me big boy!


14th-May-2005 10:19 am (UTC)
@Lowes? Damien=Genius.
15th-May-2005 01:21 pm (UTC)
He was in rare form all weekend, really.
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15th-May-2005 01:20 pm (UTC)
14th-May-2005 06:26 pm (UTC) - Cootchie and the Damage Done
This got me to thinking...

Do lesbians find cock as distasteful - no pun intended - as gay guys find cootchie? I know cootchie is a bit more... scary...
15th-May-2005 01:16 pm (UTC) - Re: Cootchie and the Damage Done
I'm not sure, I've never been scared of the cooch - matter of fact, Back in the day when I was more experimental, I had no issues with them at all. ;-) I take that back, I have been scared of one...

15th-May-2005 04:59 pm (UTC) - Re: Cootchie and the Damage Done

Those things glows in the dark!
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15th-May-2005 01:17 pm (UTC)
If Target weren't so much more expensive for certain things, I'd shop there exclusively.

Quite sure.
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