That's Gojira, asshole, and she can't fucking swallow. Take two spoonfuls of Drano, and drink the water your goddamned self.
Big thank yous and much love to dubhain for the book, it's perfect timing since I am out of new reading material! Again, thank you SO much, J - I love you and I'm very grateful for the book. You're the first to break into my wishlist!