Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

Excellent bumper sticker slogans!

I'm gay, you're an asshole. I was born this way, you'll die that way.
Guns don't kill people, gaping holes in vital organs do.
I'd rather be gay than Republican
And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
Nice perfume - Must you marinate in it?
Sometimes I think people are the sperm of the devil
Thank you for not breeding
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
You're making a food order Not choosing life insurance
Just say NO to sex with pro-lifers
Your flag decal still won't get you into heaven
Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?
Bet Jesus Didn't Talk on His Cellphone While He Drove
Its too bad stupidity isn't painful.
FREE TIBET! with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink
Jesus Had a Mullet
JESUS SAVES SINNERS And redeems them for valuable cash and prizes
Oxymoron #43: Religious Tolerance
God is my co-pilot But the Devil is my bombardier
Heck is a place for people who don't believe in gosh
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister!
I Love Christian Snuff Films!
American Taliban: The Religious Right
Born once, that was plenty
Christian Fundamentalists Are Proof That Evolution Does Not Exist
Religious groups should stay out of politics or be taxed
So Many Right-Wing Christians So Few Lions
GOP does not spell God
If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it?
If you don't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?
A penny for your thoughts A dollar if you flash me
Kids need DADS, not visitors
Daddy drinks because you cry
Protect the Sanctity of Divorce from Gays
Tags: humor

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