URGENT CALL FOR EVERYONE ON MY F'LIST, ALL OF LIVEJOURNAL, AND INDEED THE WORLD
Before I get too involved in my next post and upset the sentiment I want guiding the majority of it, I want to get this out of the way first. If you care anything about taking a stand for democracy, then I urge you to help save our children. Help save them from an imminent threat, once so heinous that I can scarcely find the words. Help save our children from the Ashlee Simpson plague sweeping our country and in fact the world before this soulless audio mercenary can inflict any more damage! Help us to fight this monstrosity so that the children of tomorrow will know how to fight bad taste and bad choices in music, fashion, and chosen role models. I call on you now, reminding you that it doesn't end here - this struggle will continue as long as there are younger talentless, lackluster siblings of celebrities - and this fight will go on and on and on. Consider that there are younger Hilton siblings, and maybe the gravity of this problem will begin to take further shape.
I call on you now in the hope that you will aid in this fight against talentless people caterwauling on records and in concerts, glamming it up in magazines and on posters, making millions of dollars by preying on our children's underdeveloped knowledge of what's just wrong. The madness must end.