Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith
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IF I AM ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST, READ THIS POST IN ITS ENTIRETY.

ON AMBER ALERT POSTS
I don't know how to make this any more clear to anyone, even the most thick-headed son of a bitch out there who might come across this post:
MY JOURNAL.
MINE, UNDERSTAND?
DON'T LIKE IT,
DON'T READ IT.
UNFRIEND ME AND FUCK OFF.
I will post every goddamned Amber Alert I get notice of. I am set up on the system to be notified in the event of any Amber Alert in the continental United States, and I'll post nothing BUT Amber Alerts if I choose to.

I give two shits if you hate children, if you never plan on having children, or if you just don't want your precious friends page filled up with these kinds of posts. You think I want to read 2,658 memes a day about shit that has nothing to do with anything? FUCK no, but I have the common sense to skip over it and read what I want to read without mindless bitching.

Children's lives are at stake in the event of an Amber Alert. When children are abducted illegally, there is a significant chance that they may be recovered unharmed if they are found within 24-48 hours. I live in Georgia, but I have people who read my journal all over the world. THAT is why this system works, and as long as it does, I will continue my own personal support of it on my journal.

FOR THE LAST TIME - GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEADS
If my excessive posting of Amber Alerts gets in the way of your LiveJournal reading experience, then remove me from the equation. Simple. If you're the person that is inconvenienced by a grand total of 5-6 inches of screen space that might well save a child's life, you're a sorry motherfucking asshole and I don't want anything to do with you anyway - but have the goddamned balls to say so directly instead of bitching about it. If an Amber Alert warning goes off on TV and interrupts your precious soap opera or WB show, causing you annoyance or even mild irritation, please kill yourself immediately - and yes, I am 100% serious. Kill yourself or get sterilized immediately.

Be glad that there's not a "Complete Asshole Alert" for sorry motherfuckers like yourselves, because if there were I'd hunt you down and whip your fucking ass, your Daddy's ass, and your goddamned DOG'S ass on principle alone.
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