Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith


Dear Slackjawed, Mouth Breathing Fuckchop Driver Of The Tricked-Out Four Banger Who Almost Took The Front Of The BMW Off While I Was Exiting The School,

I cannot decide who is the bigger asshole in this situation, you or the cop who observed you doing this in the school zone and did n o t h i n g. Probably the same cop D and I saw in the drive-thru @ Krispy Kreme this weekend. No, I'm not making that up.

You are a complete waste of piss, blood, and shit. I have ingrown asshairs that serve more purpose in existence than you do. Please kill yourself as soon as possible and I'll consider that my birthday gift from you.

Ducks & bunnies,

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