Brad Smith (jesus_h_biscuit) wrote,
Brad Smith

BAD joke du jour

A penguin is driving around and he realizes his car is running rough. He pulls over into a nearby mechanic's garage. The mechanic tells the penguin that it's gonna take about half an hour until he can figure what's wrong.

The penguin walks about town for a while and then stops at an ice cream parlor. He orders a vanilla ice cream cone, and, being a penguin, he gets ice cream all over his face. Then he heads back to the garage.

The mechanic is wiping oil from his hands and says, "Well, I think you blew a seal."

The penguin says, "Nah, it's just ice cream."

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